I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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