Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
3 2 1 whiskey
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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