halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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