no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I puked a lego.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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