Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Your penis caused this!
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