He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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