I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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