Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I need a beard to bite.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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