Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Non-Jews are for practice
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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