ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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