you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
