O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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