Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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