I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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