I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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