Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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