And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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