Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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