Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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