I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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