i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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