when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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