You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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