Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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