i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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