He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I'm really busy with my period
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