I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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