just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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