yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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