normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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