I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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