The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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