How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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