I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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