I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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