words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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