I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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