the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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