my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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