Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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