I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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