spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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