That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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