They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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