dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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