Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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