Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I am one with the molecules
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
