That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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