i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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