Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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