guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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