I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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