their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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